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Today was like one of those fly dreams

Didn't even see a berry flashing those high beams. No helicopter looking for a murder, two in the morning got the fat burger.
Even saw the lights of the Goodyear Blimp, and it read "Thor Clock's a pimp."
Drunk as hell but no throwing up. Half way home and my pager still blowing up.
Today I didn't even have to use my A.K... I got to say it was a good day.

Ushnor responds:

Sweet beats

argh

that ALWAYS happens =(

LotusClock responds:

Ind33d. Newgrounds could never grasp the true nature of our amazing.

jesus christ this is incredible what

55555

ClockRadio responds:

{{{{{SLURPEEEE}}}}} thanks

quite good

The fact that this only has a 3.68 and 18 reviews upsets me. It's better than anything I could do, and my retarded shit has high scores for days.

You obviously put considerable effort into this. Great attention has been paid to the visual aesthetic. The shading and environmental effects are nicely atmospheric, and I like the contrast between the defined lines on the rocks, and trees, etc. and the soft city backdrop.

Some of the animations leave something to be desired. Noticeably flawed was the foreshortening on the red-haired fellow's legs during the high angel shot where the car was coming toward the camera, and the car didn't seem to move relative to its placement on the road when he was approaching the window after the crash. But these things don't detract too much from the overall flash. The crash was REALLY well done, as were most of the smoke, splatter, and weather effects. I like that the rain changed relative to the camera angle- that can't have been easy. The animation in the scene with the injured man in the driver's seat reminded me (positively) of Aeon Flux.

Hope to see more.

fearing responds:

thank you for your awesome review, i understand fully what you mean about some of the points your pointed out like the inaccuracies like placement etc. Glad you enjoyed it too :-) i really spent a lot and lot of time trying to get everything feeling really cinematic and the overall look and i guess this detracted me from getting everything else perfect like the animation for example.

Im also really glad you compared the style aeon flux, i absolutely love animation style for that and its huge huge influence of my drawing style. glad you picked up on that!

great feedback my friend

yesssss

good movie skeletalclock A++

smackhouse responds:

lovely : )

excellent movie

very good I liked the parts with StrawberryClock

theicecubeclock2 responds:

strawberryclock is the king of the portal everybody loves strawberryclock

That was bad. Bad as in not good.

Not very good at all, I'm afraid, no.

For example there were no sound effects. I mean, there were, but only sometimes. I understand that in a collaboration there's going to be some natural incongruity, but whoever organized this should have instituted some standards and practices to qualify for entry.

With a series as linear as Madness, where every entry has extremely similar themes of over-the-top violence, and since they're all presented in roughly the same manner, a collaboration of people who've taken the time to learn and understand Flash should be more capable of stringing a series of individually made clips together, if not necessarily with an overarching plot, than at least with some manner of timing and theme. Instead, the clips are thrown in haphazardly, building to a notably short, unimpressive closing. As a matter of fact, many clips fail to even maintain a sense of theme in and of themselves- bouncing wildly from senseless violence, to slapstick humor, and back, with abandon, and one is left to wonder why such entries were included in such radical abundance.

Though the presentation of the collaboration, including the thoughtful inclusion of entertainment in the preloader, and the stylistic menu design, show touches of class, the heart and soul of the flash is a bland, ill-conceived cobbling together of below-mediocre flashes whose relation to each other is only their ties to a series which the majority of the creators have failed, colossally, to demonstrate thematic adherence or understanding to.

LittleLuckyLink responds:

Haha, oh wow.

THORCLOCK

Thgis is a good movie ThorClock I watched it so many times.

Ushnor responds:

It's easy to make a good movie when you are inspired by StrawberryClock.

That was awesome, Biblo.

Classically animated, very funny.

Happy Clock Day!

biblo responds:

i love you

THRILLING! BRILLIANT!

Explosive and gritty! A flash movie tour de force!

Bbqbeefburgerman responds:

That tends to happen sometimes.

through the whole game he just be going back in time

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