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[REALLIFE Strawberry Clock]

Eh...

You can see alot weirdre crap just by googling "strawberry clock"

(do you like how I used "google" as a verb? I'm so fuckin clever)

Anal-Juice responds:

no, your a tool.

[The_Clay_Shootout]

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I am getting so fucking sick of this claymation crap.
It requires almost no flash talent, and people just buy into this crap like fuckinn sheep. Hardly a claymation has gone by that didn't get more than a 3.
I'm starting to like Knox alot more after seeing all this crap being spewed out.

ColinMatthews responds:

then stop watching claymations.

[Hitler's Rant]

BEST MOVIE EVER

Illwillpress: "HAHAHA I MAKE COOL MOVIE"
Dumb People: "OMFG SQUIRREL WITH HIGH VOICE FUNNIEST SHIT EVER YOU GET ALL 10s!"
Smart People: "You suck."
Dumb People: "YOU CAN'T DO BETTER THIS HAD TO TAKE HELLA LONG!!!!111"
Grog: "HAHAHA I make movie that far exceeds you in every possible perspective"
Smart People: "HAHA! We knew it!"
Dumb People: "YOU'RE A MEAN HATER >:(dfasjfhgsdjkh"

You deserve infinite fivens until the end of all time.

McGornistan responds:

That about sums it up.

[2003| Mariogetsold Party]

These sprite movies are getting on my nerves

It's okay if you life sprite movies, though I'm not particularly fond of them, as they're quickly become more common and mediocre than stick movies.
If you want the movie to synch properly you'll have to create a seperate layer for your mp3, put the sound there, and in the little window where it says Sync: Event. Click event and change it to stream.

Holy-Howard responds:

Really? Thanks, Man!
I test it!

[(2003)Hulky 2:Final]

wtf

Tricky Clown is funny. You'll never start a trend that's bigger. Get over it.
You say there are nothing but wannabe clocks reviewing and you're being sarcastic to them. Yet you say there's hundreds of them making really good movies. There is either no logic in this, or you have a severe statistical inaccuracy.
There's a place fo claymation, and there's a place for hardworking animaters doing what they're supposed to be doing.
This is not the right place for this and you know it.
I gave you the scores you deserved as a Flash Movie.

Get off your fucking high horse and stop being a prick in all your review responses.

And as a pre-emptive response to your review response: I DON'T APPRECIATE YOUR CYCINALISM.

EDN.

Knox responds:

some of there movies are ok,i guess..i never had an overated since of humor.
i didnt..really read your hole review..got bored....mabye later

[A flying cow]

Hmm...

You're losing your touch. Only ONE flying animal this time?

Guitar-clock responds:

Hey......!!! I know you!

[Mario and Bowser: AFTTD]

Good work....

It was well drawn, and there were some original sound effects. You obviously put alot of work into it.
Fiven.
Finally a hand-drawn Bowser battle, too. I never see him hand drawn.
DBZ=bad
Also, if you start eminem's Lose Yourself at just the right time, the music is almost be timed with the battle. Just make sure where the guitar starts is where Bowser starts ("spoiler") breathing fire.
(I only noticed this because I was watching some Clock Party movah withthat song, and a four frame, infinite looping animation.

flapjackdaddy responds:

Thanks for the review. Frick, I noticed only AFTER I submitted my movie that Dragonball Z was so over used here. Oh well

[Blam Another Day]

Holy Shit.

Did the entire Clock Crew conspire to release a line of perfect-quality movies in about a 5 minute time period or what?

VanilllaCokeClock responds:

Hey...your right!

[Clocks vs Sticks The War]

Great movie, but...

http://newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=90233

In case you weren't aware, you're ripping off a movie series already in progress.
you're movie is awesome, but it's just fucking wrong to steal an idea and then eclipse it completely with a crazy l33t movie.

P.S. you cannot Kill Strawberry Clock

James-Ball responds:

OH MY GOD I SERIOUSLY DIDNT SEE THIS. This is the real story. I made a move Clocks Vs Stick when i was an uber n00b like 14 months ago they got blammed rather quickly. people enjoyed the idea but my flash skills were horrific back then. NOw i got improved flash skills and i redid the movie with my new skills. Maybe he stole my idea from a while ago eh? But thanks for making me aware of that. My movie is still much better :)

[Sticks vs Clocks: Part 3]

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OMFG LIEK PD!

LOL.
That elevater scene was perfect.
Let's see now; she sneaks into the underground labs, steals an artificial intellegence unit and an experimental weapon, tries to escape, but the previously unconsious guard wakes up and says to sound the alarm. The building is locked down, and guards set up barriers and don IR/Nightvision goggles. She escapes to the rooftop and does battle with Casandra DeVrie's female body guards, and makes it to the roof top helipad. After being confronted, she quickly escapes on a flying transport, and fires two shots, killing the remaining two body guards.
End Chapter.

*Plays too many video games*

Andy-Parker responds:

Yeah, and then in the next episode Dr carrol gets taken back anyway. Then Joana goes to chicago, watches a meeting and takes the personality backup. Then she rescues a maian, then saves the president, then gets captured by skedars (Who cant open doors), then takes over a skedar space ship, then kills the leader of a race that not even maians could defeat only to be confronted with four secret levels.

*You cant get too much PD*