joeneato's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Cokes Covered in Shit 2]

You stole this from CarrotClock

Teh whole movie is Carrot Clock's, WTF?

CabbageClock responds:

Ahem.

No it's not. fewel.

[The Funniest movie ever]

'Bout time!

Some Fresh, yet classicly style, Sticks.
I would hug you if it ere physically possible.

ReQsa responds:

Thanks, for the nice words dude!

[5 Flying frogs]

An aoplogy

I'd like to apologize for my review of Two Flying Hippoes. It was uncalled for. Even if I don't like a movie, proper reviewers should keep themselves collected, so I crossed a line. I'm seriously sorry.
Sometimes I go overboard.
That's all.
Peace.

Guitar-clock responds:

Really? Ok. I accept.

[The Tape (The Ring)]

Eh...

It's well made and all, but the clocks beat you to it.
http://www.newgrounds.com/ portal/view.php?id=77391

tur-mex responds:

Thanks for apretiating my work.And I am a clock too ;-))

[Signs Trailer]

Shame...

I wish this WAS a trailer for a Flash. It was really cool, and I'd <3 a Signs parody.

hehehe.... GIR... gotta love Invader Zim....

TheBluntSDK responds:

Like previously stated in some of my replies, I might do a Signs Clock Movie. I also said that I might just do an Invader Zim Clock Movie...it just depends on how inspired I am to do so.

[Sticks vs Clocks: Part 2]

Suquilicious

I'm gonna confused though, considering the Clocks are (for the most part) real people, and the sticks are literally creations. There were a lot of reapeating graphics, but it's okay because they're all well made.

Clocks are teh cool.

It was a little short, but very well made. Good work :)

Andy-Parker responds:

Im still a learning flasher, nobody's perfect. It's reviews like yours that i really learn from. PS: Thanks for the 10's

[Stick Brawl]

Well...

You want tips, here they are:

Use graphics and movie clips, not just the paint brush. And don't put everything on one frame; the graphics get stuck together and gives your movie a choppy look. And the Newgrounds pre-loader only works if you know how to use it (it tells you in the fla file)

And finally, most importantly. Newgrounds is far from the best place for a yound begginer animater. If you're going to continue with stick movies, I suggest sfdt.com or sticksuicide.com.
If you want to start using "real" characters, try an amateur site with people who don't know really good flash animating, or a group of begginers for support.
Or start your own site to showcase what abilities you've developped thus far. People will respect you for it.

Jack-The-Mack responds:

I dont wanna switch sites so im not going to...but you could send me some tips with [e-mail]

[clock survivor]

You should die.

I hate you.
This movie could be considered an insult to Newgrounds Survivor.

But, since I have nothing better to do, I'll help you out.

Obviously, you have the voices down.
Humor was not so good.
You can get better clock models at clockcrew.cc, under the flash help-avatars section.
E-Mailing votes can get tedious.
If you don't know how to set up a page poll, get one off BraveNet.
Read the rules to survivor; you're kinda defeating the purpose withut even a hint of immunity challenges or.... anything remotly resembling things in he show.

And the slaughter was just sad.
You cannot kill the Clock Crew.

kmansup responds:

well sure i can but they wert the clock crew they were... "clock clones
only the best may survive

[Whoremone]

This movie is teh suck!

Even on DSL, this file size is fricken huge, and obviously way, WAY too big for the movie being so...bad.

Mariognome responds:

"this movie us teh suck?" A simple spelling error, I assume.


...Yeah... Sorry about the size. I had no technology to shorten the Mp3, but NOW I DO~!

[Speed Racer Goodo]

...

Nice....um.... preloader.

Sacked responds:

fuck u