joeneato's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[S P I D E R]

"Check out my hat. It's made of a giant spider."

I laffed.

bgryderclock responds:

i made j00 laff! W00t! <3 thanks!

[In The Woods]

hahaha jesus

Everyone said they didn't expect the ending, and I figured it'd be something stupid and "scary," but THAT just blew me away.

This is so totally worth watching to the end.

Versucha responds:

Thanks for the review, especially that last sentence. I know that a lot of times people only vote for blams/saves, so they don't watch the whole thing. I used to vote the same way until I started animating (unless something is just so crappy I can't bear anymore of it lol).

Thanks for the great ratings.

[OMFG!! Zombies!!!]

g/j

I like how their guts are visible. That is extraordinarily neat.

biblo responds:

Well it would have sucked if they weren't

[Secret Mansion]

Very well done.

Excellent work.
There's was a small excess of tweening, and the voice acting left something to be desired, but it was overall solid movie that deserves some spotlight.

Your frame by framing was pretty awkward, but I like your use of deceptive animation, particularly the backgrounds, like the scene where the kid is running toward the camera. Very well done.

The only things that I could see using some improvement would be optimizing your curves, a little work on the voice acting, and work on the walking animaion. The kid looked like schwarzenegger pretending to be a runner in the special olymics.

AligatorHead responds:

oh . . . ..

[Stick Slayer: Episode One]

Wow

I was just looking back at my oldest reviews, and I realized I was an ignorant fuck. (It should also be noted I was a dirty liar.)

Any distaste I ever had for this series is hands-down the worst decision I've ever made about a flash movie,
I owe this series for bringing me back to newgrounds after I spent months away from it at sfdt, which would, in turn, lead me to the ClockCrew, which inspired getting back into animating, and... wow.

God bless you, Ben Spurgin.
I don't know where I'd be if it weren't for this series.

Ben-Spurgin responds:

Hehe wow man, after all the hate mail I get about Stick Slayer (Strange, poeple USED to like him ...?) yours was a refreshing change! Thanks a lot man! YOu made my day :D

[Heart-Shaped Box]

God damn I love your backgrounds

Fivened. With a five.

SpriteRemixClock responds:

=)

[PICONJO Jam #11]

Holy shit

This is by far the best movie on newgrounds.
I'm off to wath all of the others.

Piconjo responds:

yA SURELY YOU WILL NEVAR FIND A BETTER FLASH. aNYWHERE!!!!!111111

[Foamy gets the Kegs]

Heh...

Anybody who hasn't heard the Dodger clips won't fully get it, but it was pretty hilarious to me.

I like how you drew your own backgrounds. It gives it a fresh, non-tracebitmapped look.

What's seen so clearly here, but's never present in Illwillpress's work is the innovation; this movie is clever as hell, if only from the use of the Dodger wavs.

Fivened just for the hell of it.

AnarchySchoolbus responds:

Thanks. I wanted to use those clips for something but the remix thing was getting old. Then I just got the random idea to throw them into a Foamy movie. I really don't care if people don't get it. I made this for the purpose of entertaining those within our communities, and pissing off everyone else. Apparently, I have suceeded. :D

[My Grandmother's Murder]

Not funny

Sorry, Lemon.
Normally I'm well-spirited about stuff like this, but that was low. Really low.

Like, pissing in an old man's hat low.

Zephret responds:

Ok then... sorry.

[Heaven Knows]

Awwwwww...

That was awesome. Brought back a lot of memories, and managed to spread a lot of love for what's going on right now.
You'll be sorely missed, Cepti.
<3'd by a lot off people.

DecepticonClock responds:

Yeah I was hoping it would make some people remember some good times. I will miss you all too. And hey stick to animation man, in the little clip I saw of your work I saw a lot of talent and potential. <3