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[John's Arm 3]

That was fast

you're either a really good, really quick animater, or you made the whole series in advance :P

mikethepod responds:

Oh, I wish. I made the three between early 2001 to late 2002. JA3 took me three months. I hope to have the 4th up real soon though.

[Strawberry Clock Dies]

That was really, REALLY stupid

You cannot kill Strawberrry Clock.

And it's pretty obvious you were doing the voices while mommy was home and didn't want her to hear you talking to your self.

sirevil responds:

I made this movie almost a year ago, I got a crappy mic dumbass, and I'm sick of people saying, "You can't Kill Strawberry Clock"

[Sonic Run]

wtf

That made no sense.
It's like you made up the plot as you went.
WTF did tails help sonic after he killed him?
And why did all your sprites have semi-transparent backgrounds that constantly jumped from color to color?
If you make a sequel, at least photoshop the backgrounds away.
And scenery would help.
So would sounds aside from Strawberry Clock's and the background music.
I'll admit I laughed once or twice, but only because I find God funny. And if Mario died in hell, where did he go?
And why why why why why was Strawberry Clock the bad guy AGAIN? I'm so fucking sock of that. It's never funny, every time he gets killed it's just feeding off people's hate for him. It's rediculous! People are killing Strawberry Clock more often than they kill Sadam!
Don't be mad at me though. I was gonna vote a 1 even before you made Strawberry Clock the bad guy.
When I saw him, I gave you a 2.
you know why?
Because I hate me.

XXXXAKSD responds:

Well, the clock was the bad dude cuz many a people hate him. I am NOT anti-clock, it's just so... used.

[The End Of Ends]

Not bad

normally, I have a bias against DBZ animations, because the Anime is so americanized it disgusts me, but that was pretty cool.
The tweeing was dead on, and it was true to the series.
But it ended WAY too soon.
And you didn't give audio credit to Rammstein dor Du Hast.

Diazr2K responds:

i had no more room, but yeah...

[Life of Strawberry Clock]

That was just dumb

You're feeding off people's misguided agression toward strawberry clock to get good ratings on your movie. If you're gonna hate, couldn't at least make something less like crap and more like a movie?

GrandmasterJ responds:

Not my fault that people are idiots. I was the last person that expected this movie to blow up.

[2 Flying Squirrels]

No offence intended,

but I have to agree, this sucked.

Guitar-clock responds:

Ok, I guess you could see it that way.

[Final Fantasy 3 Continued]

Not half bad

Interesting, after all that had happened in FF6 that you'd want to continue it, but the story line seems to be bordering on Square quality, and with the upcoming FFX-2, I'm totally open to sequals to old skool FF games.
Some of the graphics were not-quite-finished-photoshop-q uality, and the severe lack of much background movement hurt. But it's a solid flash movie, and perhaps with some looping sounds ala razoric.com's famous works, te next part could hit a number 1 portal.
Which brings me to this- will there BE a next part?
You're not gonna leave us hanging here, are you?
Celes was kinda pointless, and where are Gau Edgar and Shadow?
Still a solid entry, though.
I voted you a 5.

incanus responds:

Thanks for the positive review! The inclusion of Celes had a point... she will be a central figure in one of the upcoming episodes. There WILL BE a next part! I have an extremely busy schedule, and do not have much time to work on developing plot and working on flash. (I currently have about 4 flash projects going on at once) but the other characters will most definitely make appearances in further episodes. :D Thanks again!

[FF9 Music Video]

That sucked.

What were you thinking? Months? It would take me hours to make that peice of crap. Try again. And next time, draw and animate properly.

HolyjudgementX responds:

At least I try and can use a Flash Program.

[Face Punch]

Yes, hello.

This is Kyle, in response to your review of Joe Zombie episode 4a. You called it "just another crappy stick movie."
And if you really believe that, I think you can go ahead and go to hell you fuckin' dick muncher! Rob Denbleyker animates a couple thousand times better than you, and you immediatly decided it's crap because it's in with the rest of the stick figures. Joe Zombie has tremendous voice acting, amazing effects, and a hell of a plotline, if you have the half a brain required to understand it.
You couldn't make anything anywhere near the quality of Joe Zombie, with or without stick figures, and you damn well know it.
Point me to any movie and good as Denbleyker's masterpiece without stickfigures, or please, SHUT THE HELL UP!

Pigsac responds:

LoL. To come and track down my flash movies, funny enough, this being my first one, and then flaming it is very sad indeed. What is more comical is that you are defending a stick movie, possably the most unoriginal genre of flash you could muster... But I would expect no less.

[Stick Slayer vs Xiao Xiao]

Now you're just being a dick.

Oh my, you're sooo damn witty. Honestly, you are just about the funniest mother fucker on the whole damn planet, you boner biting ass sucking stupid piece of fucking shit!
Okay kids, marvel at the REAL artist!
Watch in amazement as his character magically shrinks and grows!
When you go to sleep, dream about his imaginary "Chinese" friend!
Yes, the biggest piece of sentient CRAP on the planet has made another movie!
He continues to contradict himself, and picks on the innocent idiots who review.
Oh, and Ben, don't say a damn word about me not being an animater, because I'll have you know I'm one of the lead Flash designers for zthing.com.

Ben-Spurgin responds:

Hmmm I see that 4 out of 5 of your favorite movies are Stick Slayer movies. Why the change of heart?