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[clock survivor]

You should die.

I hate you.
This movie could be considered an insult to Newgrounds Survivor.

But, since I have nothing better to do, I'll help you out.

Obviously, you have the voices down.
Humor was not so good.
You can get better clock models at clockcrew.cc, under the flash help-avatars section.
E-Mailing votes can get tedious.
If you don't know how to set up a page poll, get one off BraveNet.
Read the rules to survivor; you're kinda defeating the purpose withut even a hint of immunity challenges or.... anything remotly resembling things in he show.

And the slaughter was just sad.
You cannot kill the Clock Crew.

kmansup responds:

well sure i can but they wert the clock crew they were... "clock clones
only the best may survive

[CONAN The Barbarian Ep.1]

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ALMOST as good as Synj's works....

[Speed Racer Goodo]

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Nice....um.... preloader.

Sacked responds:

fuck u

[(Blink)]

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Wow.
That was fuckin awesome.
One of the best serious flash movies I've seen in a long time (Joe Zombie non-withstanding)
Good job.
Seriously, good job.

I won't tell my interpretation of the movie, because I feel this movie conveys a different feeling to everyone.

Awesome job.

The Flash equivilant of the Bible.

[Artist]

WTF!?

Dude... he's me!

[Sprite Quest Part One]

That was bad...

You're voices suck my left nut.
You sound like a bloody 8 year old.
Your background sucks.
Your kirby, fire hat, ice hat, and plasma hat and the ugly gragon thingy need transparent backgrounds Mr. I-Obviously-just-stole-my-spri tes-from-a-website.
And the stupid in-jokes directed at some idiot named Bob defeat any respect left after the singing map section.
Die.

[Cartman teaches version 2]

Pretty cool

It was short, but it looked just like the cartoon, and the end made me smile.
The voices could definitly do with some improvement, though.

[John's Arm 3]

That was fast

you're either a really good, really quick animater, or you made the whole series in advance :P

mikethepod responds:

Oh, I wish. I made the three between early 2001 to late 2002. JA3 took me three months. I hope to have the 4th up real soon though.

[Strawberry Clock Dies]

That was really, REALLY stupid

You cannot kill Strawberrry Clock.

And it's pretty obvious you were doing the voices while mommy was home and didn't want her to hear you talking to your self.

sirevil responds:

I made this movie almost a year ago, I got a crappy mic dumbass, and I'm sick of people saying, "You can't Kill Strawberry Clock"