joeneato's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Point Perspective Tutor]

I love you

I'm not even playing, I fuckin love you, man.
I've been killing myself putting together suedo-3d city blocks for my distant (way, way distant) fps, and now you've made it SO much easier on me.

Thank you, sincerely from the bottem of my heart.

I usually have a cockyness about me when I see tutorials, but this is awesome.
One of the best tutorials I've ever seen.

every animater should check this out if they get the chance

[Blam Another Day]

Holy Shit.

Did the entire Clock Crew conspire to release a line of perfect-quality movies in about a 5 minute time period or what?

VanilllaCokeClock responds:

Hey...your right!

[Clocks vs Sticks The War]

Great movie, but...

http://newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=90233

In case you weren't aware, you're ripping off a movie series already in progress.
you're movie is awesome, but it's just fucking wrong to steal an idea and then eclipse it completely with a crazy l33t movie.

P.S. you cannot Kill Strawberry Clock

James-Ball responds:

OH MY GOD I SERIOUSLY DIDNT SEE THIS. This is the real story. I made a move Clocks Vs Stick when i was an uber n00b like 14 months ago they got blammed rather quickly. people enjoyed the idea but my flash skills were horrific back then. NOw i got improved flash skills and i redid the movie with my new skills. Maybe he stole my idea from a while ago eh? But thanks for making me aware of that. My movie is still much better :)

[The Clock War: Part II]

OMG! FUCKING PWN!

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You are a god.

[June 30th 2002]

OMG!

I actually wasn't expecting Tricky that time! That was awesome! I actually laughed out loud and my parents gave me weird looks and I closed the window because of the clown penis!
Great job!
loef <3

[tom and wade e-card]

<3 Loef

OMG what the hell, dude?

Fivened

[mystery movie]

<3 This movie

Best take at review responses ever in the history of the world because it's so amazing and I love it and that never happens and I love it and it's so cool.

[Sticks vs Clocks: Part 3]

!

OMFG LIEK PD!

LOL.
That elevater scene was perfect.
Let's see now; she sneaks into the underground labs, steals an artificial intellegence unit and an experimental weapon, tries to escape, but the previously unconsious guard wakes up and says to sound the alarm. The building is locked down, and guards set up barriers and don IR/Nightvision goggles. She escapes to the rooftop and does battle with Casandra DeVrie's female body guards, and makes it to the roof top helipad. After being confronted, she quickly escapes on a flying transport, and fires two shots, killing the remaining two body guards.
End Chapter.

*Plays too many video games*

Andy-Parker responds:

Yeah, and then in the next episode Dr carrol gets taken back anyway. Then Joana goes to chicago, watches a meeting and takes the personality backup. Then she rescues a maian, then saves the president, then gets captured by skedars (Who cant open doors), then takes over a skedar space ship, then kills the leader of a race that not even maians could defeat only to be confronted with four secret levels.

*You cant get too much PD*

[Alf vS Godzilla]

OMFG5+10=<3

"....doesent know how to spell what a dumass...."

Said "dumass300"

This was fncking l337 <3 j00

ALL VOTE FIVEN

[You cannot kill us.]

DEATH!!!!!1

Avril Lavigne.... backward.... stupid image..... stupid words.....

.....DEATH!