joeneato's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Clock Assassin]

Dude...

I don't care if the Clock Crew liked it... I don't care what kind of gun it was.... this movie is just shockingly unfunny.

[New king of the portal]

Yo sully, why you bein a playa hata?

"A wise man attacks only what he fully understands.
A foolish man attacks that which he knows nothing about."

[The Ring: Clock Style]

I thought it was awesome

You can go eat dick, Mr. Jamaica.
This movie kicked royal ass.

[A Postal Event : Foamy The Squirrel]

Hmm...

I've always been a fan of these animations. Even very few things move aside from the squirrel and looping animations, they're always rediculously funny.
Good work, keep it up :)

[The end of Pikachu]

Hmm...

That was really funny, literally laughing out loud... but it's about a year or two too late. Poke'mon is dead.

[Zelda: Link of Gold ep. 1]

Wait...

Didn't we blam this crap already?

[Floor:83]

I've seen the animation before,

but I wasn't compelled to review until I saw Zorgia85's ignorant and severely not thought-out perspective.
Never has the United States EVER bombed innocents.
You can never compare the victims and the attackers.
On 9/11/01, America was attacked by terrorists.
The U.S. had done nothing to provoke this attack. It came as a message of mindless massacre from the Taliban and Al-Quida.
We don't know why they hate us, or why they attacked us, but the United States never before took the lives of Al-Quida terrorists before 9/11.
Blaming the United States for being victims of slaughter is completely senseless.

[Final Fantasy 3 Continued]

Not half bad

Interesting, after all that had happened in FF6 that you'd want to continue it, but the story line seems to be bordering on Square quality, and with the upcoming FFX-2, I'm totally open to sequals to old skool FF games.
Some of the graphics were not-quite-finished-photoshop-q uality, and the severe lack of much background movement hurt. But it's a solid flash movie, and perhaps with some looping sounds ala razoric.com's famous works, te next part could hit a number 1 portal.
Which brings me to this- will there BE a next part?
You're not gonna leave us hanging here, are you?
Celes was kinda pointless, and where are Gau Edgar and Shadow?
Still a solid entry, though.
I voted you a 5.

incanus responds:

Thanks for the positive review! The inclusion of Celes had a point... she will be a central figure in one of the upcoming episodes. There WILL BE a next part! I have an extremely busy schedule, and do not have much time to work on developing plot and working on flash. (I currently have about 4 flash projects going on at once) but the other characters will most definitely make appearances in further episodes. :D Thanks again!