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[A new evil]

Hmm...

The graphics were okay, but horribly choppy (blame MX's crappy import) and the synch was off.
But it was better than all the crap we see come and go in the Portal. Good job :)

[Sonic Run]

wtf

That made no sense.
It's like you made up the plot as you went.
WTF did tails help sonic after he killed him?
And why did all your sprites have semi-transparent backgrounds that constantly jumped from color to color?
If you make a sequel, at least photoshop the backgrounds away.
And scenery would help.
So would sounds aside from Strawberry Clock's and the background music.
I'll admit I laughed once or twice, but only because I find God funny. And if Mario died in hell, where did he go?
And why why why why why was Strawberry Clock the bad guy AGAIN? I'm so fucking sock of that. It's never funny, every time he gets killed it's just feeding off people's hate for him. It's rediculous! People are killing Strawberry Clock more often than they kill Sadam!
Don't be mad at me though. I was gonna vote a 1 even before you made Strawberry Clock the bad guy.
When I saw him, I gave you a 2.
you know why?
Because I hate me.

XXXXAKSD responds:

Well, the clock was the bad dude cuz many a people hate him. I am NOT anti-clock, it's just so... used.

[The End Of Ends]

Not bad

normally, I have a bias against DBZ animations, because the Anime is so americanized it disgusts me, but that was pretty cool.
The tweeing was dead on, and it was true to the series.
But it ended WAY too soon.
And you didn't give audio credit to Rammstein dor Du Hast.

Diazr2K responds:

i had no more room, but yeah...

[Life of Strawberry Clock]

That was just dumb

You're feeding off people's misguided agression toward strawberry clock to get good ratings on your movie. If you're gonna hate, couldn't at least make something less like crap and more like a movie?

GrandmasterJ responds:

Not my fault that people are idiots. I was the last person that expected this movie to blow up.

[The Clock War: Part I]

W3rd

Graphics: The best Clock Fight I've ever seen (not that I've seen many)
Style: It's original, well animated, and well synched.
Sound: Some might call me crazy, but when a file gets this big, the largest files are the sounds, and dropping the quality is often the only option. Very considerate of you.
Violence: It takes a lot of gore to impress me here.
Interactivity: Not that this matters, but there was none.
Humor: Nothings funny about Clock Civil War*cries*

[Negro On A Canoe]

Good job Banana Clock :)

Randomness and funninessnessness.
Awesome.

[hellz kitchen]

...

Okay, I guess I laughed once or twice.
But it was a "what the fuck?" kind of laugh.

[Coke Commercial]

WTF?

Speed up the animation, compress the file, cut the mp3, and stop making racial slurs. Your just insulting honkeys and beaners.

[TimmyTrek]

THAT WAS AWESOME!

I can see this hitting the Daily Feature :)

[Clock Fiction]

Awesome

The opening scene was fucking classic.