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[Strawberry Clock Dies]

That was really, REALLY stupid

You cannot kill Strawberrry Clock.

And it's pretty obvious you were doing the voices while mommy was home and didn't want her to hear you talking to your self.

sirevil responds:

I made this movie almost a year ago, I got a crappy mic dumbass, and I'm sick of people saying, "You can't Kill Strawberry Clock"

[Newgrounds Survivor ep4]

Poor Judge Mathis....

Am I really the only one that will miss him?
I'm still not even sure whether "Dope Fiend" is an insult or not.
I voted Beebo because he's a fucking cat.
I hate those things.
Johnny was well-represented, to say the least, and all the stick haters out there need to check the Portal's top movies of all time list.
and for the idiot who reviewed IN ALL CAPS, I'm going to asume the pants-shaped rocks were unintentional.

[John's Arm 2]

...

Sequal Already?
Don't let this series get stale.... I'll have to cry myself to sleep.

[The 3th metroid]

Hmm...

You're right, it doesn't deserve to get blammed.
With all the total piles of elephant crap filling the portal, this isn't bammable by contrast.
But I really wish it would be.

[Flash Tournament: Fight 1]

I officially like you

That was cool.
Sometimes it seemed like you just got lazy (the fireball near the end)
But it was well animated. Are you ever gonna continue this beauty?

[Flash-Watching Tips]

...

I stabbed my friend with a sharp object once.

[A new evil]

Hmm...

The graphics were okay, but horribly choppy (blame MX's crappy import) and the synch was off.
But it was better than all the crap we see come and go in the Portal. Good job :)

[Sonic Run]

wtf

That made no sense.
It's like you made up the plot as you went.
WTF did tails help sonic after he killed him?
And why did all your sprites have semi-transparent backgrounds that constantly jumped from color to color?
If you make a sequel, at least photoshop the backgrounds away.
And scenery would help.
So would sounds aside from Strawberry Clock's and the background music.
I'll admit I laughed once or twice, but only because I find God funny. And if Mario died in hell, where did he go?
And why why why why why was Strawberry Clock the bad guy AGAIN? I'm so fucking sock of that. It's never funny, every time he gets killed it's just feeding off people's hate for him. It's rediculous! People are killing Strawberry Clock more often than they kill Sadam!
Don't be mad at me though. I was gonna vote a 1 even before you made Strawberry Clock the bad guy.
When I saw him, I gave you a 2.
you know why?
Because I hate me.

XXXXAKSD responds:

Well, the clock was the bad dude cuz many a people hate him. I am NOT anti-clock, it's just so... used.