joeneato's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[My Grandmother's Murder]

Not funny

Sorry, Lemon.
Normally I'm well-spirited about stuff like this, but that was low. Really low.

Like, pissing in an old man's hat low.

Zephret responds:

Ok then... sorry.

[Dawn Of Teh Clocks 2]

Erm....

Don't use the I want to drive jokes. They were really only funny in The Void II and S&R.
And the shape tweens look pretty crappy; if you're going to do fire then frame by frame it.

Other than that this wasn't bad.
I found the window scene in particular really funny.

[Anti-Clock Fest]

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The Clockcrew, as it stands on newgrounds, is actually very much divided.
There's the some-what respectable people, and the fucking morons.

All four parts of this movie were reminiscent of every clock movie I've ever hated; not funny, slip-shod graphics, and a few too many tweens. If this is your idea of the clockcrew, you've been misinformed.

[Heaven Knows]

Awwwwww...

That was awesome. Brought back a lot of memories, and managed to spread a lot of love for what's going on right now.
You'll be sorely missed, Cepti.
<3'd by a lot off people.

DecepticonClock responds:

Yeah I was hoping it would make some people remember some good times. I will miss you all too. And hey stick to animation man, in the little clip I saw of your work I saw a lot of talent and potential. <3

[The LL Breaks It Down [X]]

YOU SUCKAS GOT SERVED.

The animation wasn't really smooth, and that's really the main thing a movie about dancing should have.
Up the frame-rate and make better use of motion tweening.
Ther than that, good movie.
Fiven :)

[NG Tournament: Qtr-finals]

You cannot kill StrawberryClock

I hope you finish this. Most of the KotP tournaments were really shoddy and abandoned quickly. This seems to stay true to every individual style.
Very cool, though heavily opinionated.
5.

[Knoxs "Reloaded" 5]

Crazy

I actually laughed pretty hard at some of the more random things. Some of it seemed like momentary genius, and some made my eyebrows sad.
This is probably my favorite dub, just behind Mortal Kombat 3.

Oh, and one of the revewers said something about a dub DVD... you should probably talk to someone from Warner Brothers before you start making profit.

Knox responds:

naaaah

[Stikfas ZZZZ]

Hmm...

The animation wasn't very smooth, and neither the sound nor situation do the game any justice.
I dunno.... the thing is, I didn't like this, but I don't really have any constructive criticism for it. I suppose it you take more in-between stills and upped the frame-rate it'd look smoother. And if you know anybody who's good with voices, find someone, because whoever that was made it pretty clear they were deepening their voice and it sounded really artificial.
And the video quality was poor, but I'm not sure if that's due to compression or a poor graphic card.

Static responds:

Ummm yeah no help at all!

[Foamy Fan Mail 4]

There it is...

It's still over-rated (3.83, wtf), but I must admit I liked this one. Kind of reminded me of the older NY movies.
Before you had twenty thousand idiots trying to lick your feet.
I think this is the first NY movie to use gradients. Cool.
About the whole non-participation thing: You just keep on non-participating. Fuck the community; half the people on newgrounds are brainwashed monkeys with a middle-school mentality anyway.
The movie itself was short, but most of your movies are, and that's alot of the comic beauty behind them. The fire could easily be criticised, but that's the NY style, and I think it was respectable looking. How the hell can a person make fire look dark and brooding, anyway?
I dunno. Maybe the mere presense of the fire made me like this. Sometimes it's hard to tell.
I gave you a 3/5

[60Secs: Arnold Governator]

Awesome.

Very well put together, but not exactly laugh out loud hilarious.
Very very well drawn and animated, and the sound sync was awesome (though Arnold's voice actor wasn't perfect.}
A+ material.

Foamy drinks pee.