joeneato's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[(2003)Knoxs Klay World1/6]

Not bad

This is a great concept, mixing in all your movies into this. Definitly a movie for fans. It has potential to be a great series.

Knox, you're a funny guy.

You fans suck, though.

Knox responds:

thats not nice

[(old vers)Dead Rain 5]

It's good

Definitly daily feature calibur, but it's not perfect.

The obvious stuff is great, but the animation is sometimes a little awkward, and alot of things were bitmapped when they didn't have to be. And most of the audio wasn't synched.
Definitly better than anything I could do, and definitly worth a 5, but with the bandwidth sucking size and jumpy continuity, it's no top 50/genryu masterpeice.

[(2003)A ROBOT]

Hmm....

I actually liked the humor in this one. The way it played out, and the dialogue just reminded me of Tomorrow's Nobody's.

I like your Claymations best of all your movies, Knox.
They're the best stop motion Newgrounds has to offer.

[new movie promo/ teaser]

No.

It's just a bunch of pictures from the NoES movies and some horribly chopped audio clips.

[Chaos Returns]

Hey there.

Okay, look... I don't know what you were smoking when you responded to my reviews, but I don't have a website, I have submitted flash movies (4, in fact), and my batting average is higher than yours would be if you had a profile. And I guess I was mistaken in my previous reviews, I should have said "this could be done with motion tweening." It's faster, smoother, and more professional than frame by frame.

No offense intended here, you seem to be a termendous animator, I've viewed all 3 of your movies and the Chaos Returns series is very good, it's well shaded well animated and well synched.

I apologize for my previous review, but if you're going to insult me, make sure you've clicked the right profile.

4/5

[Minecart Madness]

...?

You've got to be kidding be.
What movie were the other people reviewing?
It's just one big motion tween!
Granted it moved smoothly, but that's what motion tweens generally do.

There was no sound, no frame-by-frame, the ending just loops back to the beggining...
The only decent thing was the filesize, but is no reason to give this all tens, or even anything higher than 6.

Better movies have been blammed in mere minutes.

[FF3 Online 2]

doo dee doo

You can fight it all you want, but you're only lying to yourself.
This may not have the exact same subject matter as Resident Koop Outbreak, but that doesn't mean it's not a rip-off.
-Sprite based movie
-About a ficional online game
-Makes fun of online gamers

Seriously, dude. You're not fooling anybody.

I could take a fast-talking penguin with a punkrock owner and make the penguin tween around the screen in a squeeky voice having complain about stupid things, but just because it's a penguin and not a squirrel it doesn't mean I'm not ripping off Illwillpress.

Go right ahead and flame me, anyone who watches this will know what you're trying to do.

DarkAssailant responds:

Make more sense in your reviews.
Also, you are being ridiculous - there are many types of movies, thats like saying if one comedian has a comedy show then all other comedians are copying.

Your lame.

[River City Stupidity v1.1]

wtf

I'm still trying to process what the previous reviewers saw in this movie, but I'll just lay out what I saw.

One shitty imported gif of your name on fire.
Useless tweening.
Poorly ripped sprites, one of them still containing a white background that overlaps part of the ground, some really shitty recording that's way to quiet, isnt synched, and sounds like some little white kid trying to be ghetto because he thinks it's cool.

I realise you worked hard on it, and you've only had flash for two days, but that doesn't stop this movie from sucking.

[Pov Stopper]

Funny

Not quite the tree-hugging peace no war response I expected for a clock crew flash retort, but It's really funny that you made this only a few hours after the highly-rated movie you're parodying.

AspirinClock responds:

It took me about 5 minutes to make, because I was eager to submit it before my rival submitted his version.

I apologize to you perfectionists for having the casing on the bullet and the pin in the nade, but I made this in about 5 minutes and was eager to get it submitted before my rival got his submitted.

I totally forgot to de-tach the casing and have an animation of StrawBerryClock pulling the pin out!!

[Foamy's Rant 2 : Foamy The Squirrel]

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IRRITATING HIGHPITCHED VOICES DDRIVELLING AONT FOR 5 MINUUTES IS ANNOYING UR RIGHT I'M SO GLAD FOAMY IS HERE TO GUIDE MY LIFE I'D BE LOST WITHOUT HIM BECAUSE HE IS COOL AND MOVING SQUIRRELS TELL ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE AND JUDGE OTHERS. LOL!
PS I GIVE U 10S CAUSE I AGREE LMAOOTF!
ALL U HATERS FOAD (FUCK OFF ANS DIE ROFFEL!)
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Sarcasm is our friend.