joeneato's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[(old vers)Dead Rain 5]

It's good

Definitly daily feature calibur, but it's not perfect.

The obvious stuff is great, but the animation is sometimes a little awkward, and alot of things were bitmapped when they didn't have to be. And most of the audio wasn't synched.
Definitly better than anything I could do, and definitly worth a 5, but with the bandwidth sucking size and jumpy continuity, it's no top 50/genryu masterpeice.

[(2003)A ROBOT]

Hmm....

I actually liked the humor in this one. The way it played out, and the dialogue just reminded me of Tomorrow's Nobody's.

I like your Claymations best of all your movies, Knox.
They're the best stop motion Newgrounds has to offer.

[new movie promo/ teaser]

No.

It's just a bunch of pictures from the NoES movies and some horribly chopped audio clips.

[Pov Stopper]

Funny

Not quite the tree-hugging peace no war response I expected for a clock crew flash retort, but It's really funny that you made this only a few hours after the highly-rated movie you're parodying.

AspirinClock responds:

It took me about 5 minutes to make, because I was eager to submit it before my rival submitted his version.

I apologize to you perfectionists for having the casing on the bullet and the pin in the nade, but I made this in about 5 minutes and was eager to get it submitted before my rival got his submitted.

I totally forgot to de-tach the casing and have an animation of StrawBerryClock pulling the pin out!!

[Foamy's Rant 2 : Foamy The Squirrel]

LOLZIES!

FOAMY IS SO RRIGHT I HATE PEOPLE WHO PRETEND TO TALK ON THE PHONE AND FAT PEOPLE SUCK LOLOLOLOL ESP ONES THAT SUE MCDONALDS BECUZ MCDONALDS IS FRIDAY FOOD NIGHT AT ME HOUSE LOL YOU NEED YOUR OWN CARTOON SHOW U SHOULD GO TO FOXBOX BECUZ THEY HAVE BEST CARTOONS
I AGREE WITH YOU SO I GIVE YOU HIGH SORES LMAOAMLAMAOAMLAMAOMA
IRRITATING HIGHPITCHED VOICES DDRIVELLING AONT FOR 5 MINUUTES IS ANNOYING UR RIGHT I'M SO GLAD FOAMY IS HERE TO GUIDE MY LIFE I'D BE LOST WITHOUT HIM BECAUSE HE IS COOL AND MOVING SQUIRRELS TELL ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE AND JUDGE OTHERS. LOL!
PS I GIVE U 10S CAUSE I AGREE LMAOOTF!
ALL U HATERS FOAD (FUCK OFF ANS DIE ROFFEL!)
YSFHDW! (YOU SUCK FAT HAIRY DONKEY WANG LOLMAO) I'M SO CLEVER JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA

Sarcasm is our friend.