joeneato's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[My Grandmother's Murder]

Not funny

Sorry, Lemon.
Normally I'm well-spirited about stuff like this, but that was low. Really low.

Like, pissing in an old man's hat low.

Zephret responds:

Ok then... sorry.

[Dawn Of Teh Clocks 2]

Erm....

Don't use the I want to drive jokes. They were really only funny in The Void II and S&R.
And the shape tweens look pretty crappy; if you're going to do fire then frame by frame it.

Other than that this wasn't bad.
I found the window scene in particular really funny.

[Anti-Clock Fest]

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The Clockcrew, as it stands on newgrounds, is actually very much divided.
There's the some-what respectable people, and the fucking morons.

All four parts of this movie were reminiscent of every clock movie I've ever hated; not funny, slip-shod graphics, and a few too many tweens. If this is your idea of the clockcrew, you've been misinformed.

[The LL Breaks It Down [X]]

YOU SUCKAS GOT SERVED.

The animation wasn't really smooth, and that's really the main thing a movie about dancing should have.
Up the frame-rate and make better use of motion tweening.
Ther than that, good movie.
Fiven :)

[NG Tournament: Qtr-finals]

You cannot kill StrawberryClock

I hope you finish this. Most of the KotP tournaments were really shoddy and abandoned quickly. This seems to stay true to every individual style.
Very cool, though heavily opinionated.
5.

[Stikfas ZZZZ]

Hmm...

The animation wasn't very smooth, and neither the sound nor situation do the game any justice.
I dunno.... the thing is, I didn't like this, but I don't really have any constructive criticism for it. I suppose it you take more in-between stills and upped the frame-rate it'd look smoother. And if you know anybody who's good with voices, find someone, because whoever that was made it pretty clear they were deepening their voice and it sounded really artificial.
And the video quality was poor, but I'm not sure if that's due to compression or a poor graphic card.

Static responds:

Ummm yeah no help at all!

[60Secs: Arnold Governator]

Awesome.

Very well put together, but not exactly laugh out loud hilarious.
Very very well drawn and animated, and the sound sync was awesome (though Arnold's voice actor wasn't perfect.}
A+ material.

Foamy drinks pee.