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[Stick Slayer Episode Five]

Uh...

The president doesn't launch nukes, numbnuts. He gives the order to launch.
And why would the military grant him permission to nuke thier own country?
And how is it stick figures manifested themselves through the moniter?
And why do they all look the same?

Ben-Spurgin responds:

Actually, if you'll recall, YOU pushed the button.

[The Stick Slayer: trailer]

Good, but bad.

I've been watching Stick Slayer for quite some time, and only now have decided to review.
I understand that you're pissed about the stick figure crap that's all over the place, but what you're doing is no better.
The sole purpose of StickSlayer is to make fun of stick figures, which I think is just you being an asshole. You know damn well that most stick figure artists worth thier weight in crap use frames, layer, and graphics that could easily be transferred with "real" graphics, but stick figures being ripped apart, while very sick and occasionally disturbing, is more tasteful than images of actual people being mamed, tortured, or slaughtered.
I don't like Stick Figure movies, but Stickslayer is fueled by ignorance, asumptions, and stupidity. I'm pissed about Stick Figures because any 8 year old with A mommy or Daddy in computers can get his hands on the software and the stick figures let him plague us with his "works." All I can say is to take one look at ANY of Rob Denbleyker's works, and think about how much more disgusting it would be with people instead of sticks.

Ben-Spurgin responds:

HAHAHAH
Stick Slayer movies are just stick movies, man!
HAHAHA