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[Knoxs "Reloaded" 5]

Crazy

I actually laughed pretty hard at some of the more random things. Some of it seemed like momentary genius, and some made my eyebrows sad.
This is probably my favorite dub, just behind Mortal Kombat 3.

Oh, and one of the revewers said something about a dub DVD... you should probably talk to someone from Warner Brothers before you start making profit.

Knox responds:

naaaah

[Stikfas ZZZZ]

Hmm...

The animation wasn't very smooth, and neither the sound nor situation do the game any justice.
I dunno.... the thing is, I didn't like this, but I don't really have any constructive criticism for it. I suppose it you take more in-between stills and upped the frame-rate it'd look smoother. And if you know anybody who's good with voices, find someone, because whoever that was made it pretty clear they were deepening their voice and it sounded really artificial.
And the video quality was poor, but I'm not sure if that's due to compression or a poor graphic card.

Static responds:

Ummm yeah no help at all!

[Code Red Clock Shorts 1]

if this passes judgement...

If this doesn't get blammed, add rccola as a co-author, and change the name to "fun stuff ###"
No caps, three numbers.

CodeRedClock responds:

yeh actully its being renamed to coderedshorts 1

[FIFEN!!1!11]

[e-mail]

I love the tiny bits of visual humor spread through the movie :)
I think this movie only has a low score because of either the clock voices, or the fact that people hate actualy flash movies and love video game sprites.
The graphics were very well done, and the details were past anything I could make. Plus I loved the way the dialogue was oh-so-slightely altered to fit the clock crew.
I guess ever since Pepsi's Gun I've found something unbearably humorous about the way clock voices play out the script.
Nice work on the audio compression, by the way.
5

WheatLock responds:

-Finally, in the mists of Newgrounds a person with logic, constructive criticism and everything a reviewer should show. And I as well think the Clock voices are what gave it a lower submission score, as well as a bunch of Clock haters. But eh... What can you do about little children. <3

[(2003)Knoxs Klay World3/6]

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Way to give audio credit, Knox.

I liked this episode. The intenstine ripping was one of the most clever things I've seen with claymation, I like that kind of innovation. The humor and voice acting were at par as usual.
5.

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Your fans still suck.

Knox responds:

screw it,maybe they do

[(2003)Knoxs Klay World1/6]

Not bad

This is a great concept, mixing in all your movies into this. Definitly a movie for fans. It has potential to be a great series.

Knox, you're a funny guy.

You fans suck, though.

Knox responds:

thats not nice

[FF3 Online 2]

doo dee doo

You can fight it all you want, but you're only lying to yourself.
This may not have the exact same subject matter as Resident Koop Outbreak, but that doesn't mean it's not a rip-off.
-Sprite based movie
-About a ficional online game
-Makes fun of online gamers

Seriously, dude. You're not fooling anybody.

I could take a fast-talking penguin with a punkrock owner and make the penguin tween around the screen in a squeeky voice having complain about stupid things, but just because it's a penguin and not a squirrel it doesn't mean I'm not ripping off Illwillpress.

Go right ahead and flame me, anyone who watches this will know what you're trying to do.

DarkAssailant responds:

Make more sense in your reviews.
Also, you are being ridiculous - there are many types of movies, thats like saying if one comedian has a comedy show then all other comedians are copying.

Your lame.

[Pov Stopper]

Funny

Not quite the tree-hugging peace no war response I expected for a clock crew flash retort, but It's really funny that you made this only a few hours after the highly-rated movie you're parodying.

AspirinClock responds:

It took me about 5 minutes to make, because I was eager to submit it before my rival submitted his version.

I apologize to you perfectionists for having the casing on the bullet and the pin in the nade, but I made this in about 5 minutes and was eager to get it submitted before my rival got his submitted.

I totally forgot to de-tach the casing and have an animation of StrawBerryClock pulling the pin out!!

[Final Fantasy 3: Online]

Original my ass

I like the way you ripped off resident koopa: outbreak with poorly ripped sprites, a strong background inconsistancy and the flash talent of a small dog.

DarkAssailant responds:

A small dog couldnt type. And this was no way ripped off resident koopa you stupid bitch, this has nothing to do with mario or koopas or zombies or guns!

Go pull your head out of your ass. (copyright iwillpress)

[Strawberry's Computer]

wtf

I'm not sure it there was really a plot,or just a poorly disguised random self-bashing.
Regardless it was funny as hell and very well animated.
fiven ^_^

TurdClock responds:

thsnks i guess.