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[jazzy jones]

very good

a+++ I know every pilot in the world

[Splooge Invaders]

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Nice.
I saw the title and figured another stupid porno game got into the top five, or else another stolen flashkit tutorial got into the top five, but I saw who it was by and gave it a shot.
Mildly excellent.

The new style is shiny, and the game isn't half bad. The difficulty curve seems almost exponential, though, and it gets boring pretty fast.

[Kung Fu - Remix]

holy crap

This is the first time in a long, long time that I played a game that I repeatedly lose for leisure.
It's legitimately fun to play, and I must've played to the end of the Megaman level a half-dozen times before I finally got his pattern down, yet I enjoyed every minute of it.

My only complaint is the Castlevania level. The darkness was a little too obscuring, even for a level based on Castlevania. Not really a deterent, but kind of a turn-off.

This is now my second day in a row voting five.

[CC Fight Club]

Excellent work

Somebody needs to contact Wade about getting this on the front page. I'm truly humbled by how awesome this turned out.
Great job.

cableshaft responds:

I have faith it will be put up there in a day or two. It's just been overlooked because...Well, they have to put the lesser flash on the front page first to give it a chance before my game occupies the top slot for a month! [/POOR RATIONALIZATION]

[Frogger]

Awesome

I'm really only reviewing this to balance out the idiots who voted low because they suck at videogames.

[Xiao Xiao Samurai Strike]

Oooh

Pretty cool. It took me a while to get good at it, but after I read the hints, I was on fire.
One hand on the mouse, one hand on the keys, one hand on the space bar, and I was set.
;)

Five.

[Invader ZIM Sound Board]

Hmm...

None of the Invader Zim flash movis do it any justice at all.
This is just a bunch of wavs from the IZ Wav archive stuck on a bunch of flash buttons.
It's not really usefull for anything bsides listening, which you could have done at the more accuratly-titled-sound-filled webpage which I can't link to 'cause it's against the ruels.

[Madness interactive]

You rock

this is amazing.
Scratch that, it's beyond amazing.
If this doesn't hit Daily Feature, I owe you a Coke....

[Rescue B!!!]

Hmm...

I'd just like tto point out the irony of Knox calling something "simple."