All 29 game Reviews

jazzy jones jazzy jones

Rated 5 / 5 stars

very good

a+++ I know every pilot in the world

Splooge Invaders Splooge Invaders

Rated 4 / 5 stars


I saw the title and figured another stupid porno game got into the top five, or else another stolen flashkit tutorial got into the top five, but I saw who it was by and gave it a shot.
Mildly excellent.

The new style is shiny, and the game isn't half bad. The difficulty curve seems almost exponential, though, and it gets boring pretty fast.

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Kung Fu - Remix Kung Fu - Remix

Rated 5 / 5 stars

holy crap

This is the first time in a long, long time that I played a game that I repeatedly lose for leisure.
It's legitimately fun to play, and I must've played to the end of the Megaman level a half-dozen times before I finally got his pattern down, yet I enjoyed every minute of it.

My only complaint is the Castlevania level. The darkness was a little too obscuring, even for a level based on Castlevania. Not really a deterent, but kind of a turn-off.

This is now my second day in a row voting five.

CC Fight Club CC Fight Club

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Excellent work

Somebody needs to contact Wade about getting this on the front page. I'm truly humbled by how awesome this turned out.
Great job.

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cableshaft responds:

I have faith it will be put up there in a day or two. It's just been overlooked because...Well, they have to put the lesser flash on the front page first to give it a chance before my game occupies the top slot for a month! [/POOR RATIONALIZATION]

Create A Fursona v.2 Create A Fursona v.2

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

No dice.

You might have pulled one over on the last 26 viewers plus that stupid guy, but not me.

This little game (if you could call it that, considering the interactivity ends once you've finished turning the little blue dude into a little clothed grey dude) is a complete mess.
The interface, though admittedly better than most drag and drops, is fucking terrible, and the color selection is rediculous. Oh, this is the first game to let me put hot pink daisy dukes on my one horned one eared awkwardly proportioned scary hedgehog thing, yipee!

The music is nothing more than fodder for users too stupid to locate winamp or itunes, and it really does nothing but add to the filesize. The background is nothing more than a switch on switch off bitmap that you clearly didn't make, nor put any effort into changing.
Your inability to put anything on more than one layer, ever, shows you still have some serious issues with actionscript, and you didn't even bother to include a cookie-save feature, or even variable-based password system like the throw-away create-a-ride immitations. Not even a fricken print button, it's just "Make a grey lady with an unnatural looking dog nose."

There''s no option to modify body types, no clear indication that you've used any form of even the most basic of advanced actionscript, and it's flat out not of any fun or interest to use.
This is just an utterly mediocre dress-up game, and nothing more.

Frogger Frogger

Rated 5 / 5 stars


I'm really only reviewing this to balance out the idiots who voted low because they suck at videogames.

Xiao Xiao Samurai Strike Xiao Xiao Samurai Strike

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


Pretty cool. It took me a while to get good at it, but after I read the hints, I was on fire.
One hand on the mouse, one hand on the keys, one hand on the space bar, and I was set.


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Invader ZIM Sound Board Invader ZIM Sound Board

Rated 3 / 5 stars


None of the Invader Zim flash movis do it any justice at all.
This is just a bunch of wavs from the IZ Wav archive stuck on a bunch of flash buttons.
It's not really usefull for anything bsides listening, which you could have done at the more accuratly-titled-sound-filled webpage which I can't link to 'cause it's against the ruels.

Madness interactive Madness interactive

Rated 5 / 5 stars

You rock

this is amazing.
Scratch that, it's beyond amazing.
If this doesn't hit Daily Feature, I owe you a Coke....

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Rescue B!!! Rescue B!!!

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars


I'd just like tto point out the irony of Knox calling something "simple."