Recent Movie Reviews

Strawberry Clock (1959) Strawberry Clock (1959)

Rated 5 / 5 stars

hypnotic... seductive... a watershed moment in animation history... explosive... a revelation

Pass The Ca$h Pass The Ca$h

Rated 5 / 5 stars

10/5 a genre killer in the cock joke genre revolutionary 5 stars a tour de force

clam's duck animation clam's duck animation

Rated 5 / 5 stars

good film

I liked the part with the duck

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Recent Game Reviews

jazzy jones jazzy jones

Rated 5 / 5 stars

very good

a+++ I know every pilot in the world

Splooge Invaders Splooge Invaders

Rated 4 / 5 stars


I saw the title and figured another stupid porno game got into the top five, or else another stolen flashkit tutorial got into the top five, but I saw who it was by and gave it a shot.
Mildly excellent.

The new style is shiny, and the game isn't half bad. The difficulty curve seems almost exponential, though, and it gets boring pretty fast.

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Kung Fu - Remix Kung Fu - Remix

Rated 5 / 5 stars

holy crap

This is the first time in a long, long time that I played a game that I repeatedly lose for leisure.
It's legitimately fun to play, and I must've played to the end of the Megaman level a half-dozen times before I finally got his pattern down, yet I enjoyed every minute of it.

My only complaint is the Castlevania level. The darkness was a little too obscuring, even for a level based on Castlevania. Not really a deterent, but kind of a turn-off.

This is now my second day in a row voting five.

Recent Audio Reviews


Rated 5 / 5 stars


This Id is a group of 1 who vote on songs and give the median rank of my votes. This song gets a 6/5 overall.

dean machine dean machine

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Best evar.


Do the olskoo!!! Do the olskoo!!!

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Best ever

High quality numer one!!!