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[FF Tribute - Chocobo Mix]

Awesome

Glad to see you snuck Gau in there, he's awesome. I'll pass this to all my friends, totally awesome.

[The Stick Matrix]

Heh...

The best ending in history.

[Face Punch]

Yes, hello.

This is Kyle, in response to your review of Joe Zombie episode 4a. You called it "just another crappy stick movie."
And if you really believe that, I think you can go ahead and go to hell you fuckin' dick muncher! Rob Denbleyker animates a couple thousand times better than you, and you immediatly decided it's crap because it's in with the rest of the stick figures. Joe Zombie has tremendous voice acting, amazing effects, and a hell of a plotline, if you have the half a brain required to understand it.
You couldn't make anything anywhere near the quality of Joe Zombie, with or without stick figures, and you damn well know it.
Point me to any movie and good as Denbleyker's masterpiece without stickfigures, or please, SHUT THE HELL UP!

Pigsac responds:

LoL. To come and track down my flash movies, funny enough, this being my first one, and then flaming it is very sad indeed. What is more comical is that you are defending a stick movie, possably the most unoriginal genre of flash you could muster... But I would expect no less.

[SSVsXX(FinalFight)Part1]

Sweeeeeeet!

Dude! You animated Stick Slayer better than Ben does!
Holy crap! That was fuckin' awesome!
Better than Ben's Xiao Xiao....
Hell, better than Zhu's Xiao Xiao!

Fuckin' aye!

[Stick Slayer vs Xiao Xiao]

Now you're just being a dick.

Oh my, you're sooo damn witty. Honestly, you are just about the funniest mother fucker on the whole damn planet, you boner biting ass sucking stupid piece of fucking shit!
Okay kids, marvel at the REAL artist!
Watch in amazement as his character magically shrinks and grows!
When you go to sleep, dream about his imaginary "Chinese" friend!
Yes, the biggest piece of sentient CRAP on the planet has made another movie!
He continues to contradict himself, and picks on the innocent idiots who review.
Oh, and Ben, don't say a damn word about me not being an animater, because I'll have you know I'm one of the lead Flash designers for zthing.com.

Ben-Spurgin responds:

Hmmm I see that 4 out of 5 of your favorite movies are Stick Slayer movies. Why the change of heart?

[Stick Slayer Episode 7]

eh...

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the greatest of all the Stick Slayer movies!
Instead of the standard Chou-Yun Fat format with one guy beating the shit out of thousands, it's about 5 guys evenly matched against thousands.
Stick Slayer blows himself up for the second time, but fortunatly stayed alive to fight Zu Zhang in the sequal.
Stick Slayer becomes "fully animated" and then turns into a sillouette, a clever deception by ole Ben (The animater, in case you missed every part of the credits) and all of the good animators on New Grounds are openly mocked and slaughtered.
The gruff sterio-typical voice of Stick Slayer never completely overlaps the squeaky voices of the others, and the dialogue rivals that of Speed 2: Boose Patrol and Star Wars Epic Load 2: Attack of the horrible actors.
Over-all: Worth my time, but nohing more.

[Stick Slayer: Episode Six]

:)

It was very short. Very very short.
And a tad rediculous.
I like the way you avioded any and all fluid animation.
Funny, I'm watching your movies on my neighbor's piece of crap PC and it crashed three times before I got to watch this. The computer must have an anti-crap emergancy shut-down.

[Stick Slayer Episode Five]

Uh...

The president doesn't launch nukes, numbnuts. He gives the order to launch.
And why would the military grant him permission to nuke thier own country?
And how is it stick figures manifested themselves through the moniter?
And why do they all look the same?

Ben-Spurgin responds:

Actually, if you'll recall, YOU pushed the button.

[Stick Slayer Episode 3]

Hmm....

Well, I havn't seen the end yet, but I have a feeling that:
1)This character is based on "you"
2)He won't die, and
3)Somehow the sticks will threaten all of mankind.

Also, in response to the previous reviewers comment:
"Jealousy, is a fickle thing. It is appointed by the jealous to anyone who to them seems a worthy target. Accusation of jealousy is both a sign of ignorance and self-glorification. So, what were you saying?"
-Steven King, Horror and Fantasy author

[The Stick Slayer: trailer]

Good, but bad.

I've been watching Stick Slayer for quite some time, and only now have decided to review.
I understand that you're pissed about the stick figure crap that's all over the place, but what you're doing is no better.
The sole purpose of StickSlayer is to make fun of stick figures, which I think is just you being an asshole. You know damn well that most stick figure artists worth thier weight in crap use frames, layer, and graphics that could easily be transferred with "real" graphics, but stick figures being ripped apart, while very sick and occasionally disturbing, is more tasteful than images of actual people being mamed, tortured, or slaughtered.
I don't like Stick Figure movies, but Stickslayer is fueled by ignorance, asumptions, and stupidity. I'm pissed about Stick Figures because any 8 year old with A mommy or Daddy in computers can get his hands on the software and the stick figures let him plague us with his "works." All I can say is to take one look at ANY of Rob Denbleyker's works, and think about how much more disgusting it would be with people instead of sticks.

Ben-Spurgin responds:

HAHAHAH
Stick Slayer movies are just stick movies, man!
HAHAHA