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[F U Clock - Ep. III]

oh man

This is classic. Movies like this were the reason I first fell in love with the ClockCrew. I love this series; there's really no others like it in the Portal at the moment. It has these touches of absurd, surreal humor that I've associated with the clocks from day one (it's probably mostly your fault for making that awesome The Ring Clock Style) that I've never seen pulled off properly outside of a select few older clocks; mostly you and banana. I added you to my favorite authors and voted five.

[Metal Gear Solid 2, SOB]

Funny

Not laugh-out-loud funny, but still pretty funny. This kind of reminds me of The Mattress Resprung in style and humor. You're actually a decent voice actor, which is more than can be said about most flash authors. To be honest, if this gets blammed, it's probably more because you said this was your first submission than anything else. Pity doesn't work on newgrounds; it's packed to the brim with pricks, so people see the word "first" and it registers as logical that the movie will get blammed, so you get a lot of unfair zeroes and ones.

You have a lot to work on, but you show serious potential.

[Merry Melony ep.1]

Fantastic

This movie makes me wish I'd never given a 10 for sound before now. It's quite an experience with a pair of high quality headphones. And the animation was equally spectacular; it's so rare to see well done frame-by-frame in a semi-realistic style. And the mood setting was so amazing; after the phonecall I began to notice all the oddities, like the car jutting out of the wall, and the subsequent cars jutting out of walls. And then there's the realization that those clouds aren't like any cloud I've seen.
Absolutly amazing.

[The Truth About NG]

hahaha

Error - no movie exists in the database with that id. It either never existed in the first place, or never made it to the Graveyard.

I never really thought about it, but it does seem rather strange when movies just disappear from existence. What could possibly be the reasoning? A handful of portal entries a day would really be only a drop in the bucket for a site that pulls as much traffic as Newgrounds. Now I'm all paranoid.

[goldencat rap !!!]

yarr

I hate explaining why things suck, because it's always so self-explanatory.
Here's a quick bullet summary:
-You didn't make the photoshops
-Robot voice
-Rapping robot voice
-Rapping robot voice with lyrics miraculously less clever than the real goldencat's
-Not fucking funny.

Have you seen any of BaconBurgerClock's Bedn movies? They were funny, adequatly done, and had decent voice acting. If you're going to mock someone, at least do it right.

The-Protector responds:

LOL ! you think that your movie are better ... OMG

[The Void II]

The city and portal have fallen

and the reign of the seeded has ended, our night has come, prepare for time travel