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Total Medals Earned: 84 (From 14 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 1,760 Points

Africa Dudes

There Unlocked 11/8/10
25 Points
Sit there, shut up, and watch the entire thing...ALL THE WAY TO THE BITTER END.
There and Black Again 50 Points Watch Africa Dudes twice in a row, black to black! (Without re-loading your window!)
GO BACK TO AFRICA 100 Points Yeah, you're gonna sit there and watch it again - AND THIS TIME, YOU BETTER LOVE IT.

Medals Earned: 1/3 (25/175 points)

Cave of Wonders

Black Coffin Unlocked 10/7/09
10 Points
Die before beating Luis.
Exterminator Unlocked 10/7/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Rude awakening Unlocked 10/7/09
10 Points
Defeat Luis' 1st form.
Tighty whitey power Unlocked 10/7/09
10 Points
Defeat Luis' 2nd form.
Abyss-mal Unlocked 10/7/09
25 Points
Find the 2nd alternate ending.
Grape Crush Unlocked 10/7/09
25 Points
Find the 1st alternate ending.
Stack the deck Unlocked 10/7/09
25 Points
Defeat Luis' 3rd form.
Flee powder Unlocked 10/7/09
50 Points
Escape the cave.
Lou Lou Zoom Unlocked 10/7/09
50 Points
Beat the game in under 200 seconds.
Real Ultimate Power Unlocked 10/7/09
100 Points
Complete all other achievements!

Medals Earned: 10/10 (315/315 points)

Clamflight

A box Unlocked 8/15/10
5 Points
Defeat the first boss
Clamstyle Unlocked 8/15/10
5 Points
You've got great fashion sense
Flying Forever Unlocked 8/15/10
10 Points
ONE MILLION (cumulative)
Take out the Trash 25 Points Defeat the fifth boss
500 dollar SteakClock 100 Points Defeat the ninth boss

Medals Earned: 3/5 (20/145 points)

Dadgame

Guardians Unlocked 10/15/09
5 Points
Defeat the Footie Twins
Bad Transit Unlocked 10/15/09
10 Points
Defeat TRN-1
Heavy Weapons 5 Points Defeat Battbot
Monkey Biz 5 Points Defeat Ootkey
Freeroes 25 Points Get Secret Ending
Kaminari Ninja 25 Points Defeat Raijinmaru
Patricide 25 Points Defeat creator of Dadgame
Story Easy 25 Points Beat Story Mode on Easy, Normal, or Hard
Story Hard 25 Points Beat Story Mode on Hard
Story Normal 25 Points Beat Story Mode on Normal or Hard
WSW Tribute 25 Points Defeat Final Weapon
Cheating Death 50 Points Defeat Mecha-Death
Debugger 50 Points Defeat Phantom
Presto! 50 Points Beat Boss Battles on HARD
Tower Offender 50 Points Beat Tower of Destiny on HARD
Dadgamer 100 Points 100% Completion

Medals Earned: 2/16 (15/500 points)

Deliver That Fulp

Just Can't Wait Unlocked 3/31/09
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Can't Concentrate Unlocked 3/31/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Confuzzled Unlocked 3/31/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Filthy Hands Unlocked 3/31/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Goodbye World Unlocked 3/31/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Hercules Unlocked 3/31/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Play Again? Unlocked 3/31/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Speedy Delivery Unlocked 3/31/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Thats Disgusting! Unlocked 3/31/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Wrong Way Unlocked 3/31/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
You're Too Slow! Unlocked 3/31/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
It's A Boy Unlocked 3/31/09
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
XYZZY Unlocked 3/31/09
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 13/13 (155/155 points)

Human Centipede: The Game

Reading Rainbow Unlocked 5/28/10
5 Points
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Hop A Cop Unlocked 5/28/10
10 Points
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Donut Break Unlocked 5/28/10
50 Points
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Grave Damage 10 Points Destroy 100 tombstones
Nice Aim 25 Points Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
Raise The Roofie 25 Points collect 3 roofies in a single level
Speedy Pedey 25 Points Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Antivenom 50 Points Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Pede Gatherer 50 Points Achieve 50,000 points
Cop Killa 100 Points Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Pede Master 100 Points Achieve 100,000 points
Dieter's Laser Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Together Forever Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 3/13 (65/550 points)

Madness Accelerant

Facerape Unlocked 10/2/09
10 Points
Let out all your aggression.
A WINNER IS YOU Unlocked 10/2/09
25 Points
Beat the game.
Pacifist Unlocked 10/2/09
25 Points
Be kind to those less fortunate than yourself.
True Face of Evil Unlocked 10/2/09
25 Points
Reveal the true face of evil!
Madness Mode Unlocked 10/2/09
50 Points
Defeat Madness Mode!

Medals Earned: 5/5 (135/135 points)

Madness Regent

A Winner is You Unlocked 10/3/09
25 Points
Defeat the boss and win the game!

Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)

Name That Bill

High Score: BILL BILL BILL Unlocked 5/13/13
50 Points
You seem to be a man of some learning.
Perfect Score Unlocked 5/13/13
100 Points
You came, you saw, you kicked its ass!
No score: Just a Bill. 5 Points You'll be a law someday, at least I hope and pray.
Low Score: Unimpresston 10 Points This is a dude who, a few seconds ago, laughed at your score.
Medium Score: Billy Wonka 25 Points Tell me how you know all about Bills, again.
Obvious Easter Egg! 25 Points Unlock alternative Bill portraits for every Bill!
bill.u.are Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
HI, BILLY MAYS HERE Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
I know a good man when I see one Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Space Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 2/10 (150/235 points)

Newgrounds Rumble

Hoarder Patrol Unlocked 10/2/09
5 Points
Snag the first three powerups in a match before anyone else has a chance to.
People Pancakes Unlocked 10/2/09
5 Points
Lure two or more opponents into the trash compactor during any battle in the Scrapyard.
C-C-Combo Maker Unlocked 10/2/09
25 Points
Deliver at least 80 damage in one aerial combo.
Diplomatically Challenged Unlocked 10/5/09
25 Points
Complete all 12 challenges in Challenge Mode.
The Eventuallyending Story Unlocked 10/5/09
50 Points
Complete all 12 stories in Story Mode.
C-C-Combo Breaker 10 Points Parry three times in one jump.
Wile E. Ways 10 Points Knock an opponent out of the ring three times in one match.
Meat Shield 25 Points Trick an opponent into killing one of their own teammates with a projectile.
Survival Horror 25 Points Survive at least 5 opponents in Survival Mode on OMFG difficulty.
Wall Street Brawler 25 Points Bank over 5000 Grounds Gold.
Transgressive Compulsive 100 Points Earn 100% Game Completion.
Message of Luff Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
15 Minutes of Fame Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 5/13 (110/320 points)