joeneato's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[-5 Questions-]

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It was funny and all, but it was a little drawn out.
And when it comes down to it, there was NO interactivity.
At all.

[stick adventure]

Oh, ya dope fiend!

That was weird.
Well done, but weird.

[strawberry clock rpg 2]

Weeeee!

Archile, there are two reasons I don't believe.
First of all, OrangeClock made it, and he does nothing but spread the love.
And 2th, I downloaded the swiff and viewed it in quicktime. There is no frame for what you described.

[Clock Assassin VI]

You crazy bastard

I was laughing my skinny ass off when I saw this.
You so crazy!

[Clockcrew Shootout]

uh....

Dude... it's a good movie, I guess... but the tweening left something to be desired... and the combat was a tad repetitive.... and to quote a previous reviewer "Trace bitmapping and tweening? Are you MAD!?"

[Gar@RRfG@KeerrFFjj@@@@@@@]

VIB-RIBBON!

You are officially the coolest mother fucker ever.

[Shooting Fish In A Barrel]

You get mounds upon mounds of tokens!!!

Tokens take 30-80 days for delivery and may not reach you in time for you to enjoy them at "z!pstyke land". Tokens not redeemable at "z!pstyke land" or any other participating outlets. "z!pstryke land" takes so responsibility for any discomfort or unwanted prizes.

The affor mentioned "mounds: may result in being two tokens. No complaining will be heard concerning this matter.

"Z!pstryke land" and this game are Copyright © of z!pstryke.

[NG calculator]

Stupid

It's just the flash calculator pack-in with a newgrounds backgound and slightly altered graphics.

[FF 1 RPG]

Ugh....

Okay, don't get me wrong, it's an interesting battle concept, a nice use of actionscript. But no matter how foolishly you designed the "movie" there is absolutly NO excuse for this being almost 3 megs. If all it was was the stupid background music, I get the feeling you converted midi to wav. BAD. The "animation" was total crap.
The only savior for this peace of crap is the point system. Which, unfortunatly, does Final Fantasy no justice.
Divine Intervention could not have saved such a lame concept.